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Sleighing It! The Junkyard Nativity Scene

by Various Artists

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Have yourself a very... merry... Shitmas.... bum bum bum bum...
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Hub Cap Jesus He stole my heart Before he stole my rims To my brand new car Hub Cap Jesus He stole my song About a war on Christmas So many thought it wrong Cause Hub Cap Jesus Thought he was a saint He tries to please us a rocket scientist he ain’t He’s Hub Cap Jesus…
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Christmas sucks for everyone Pagan pine trees, the seeds of greed Christmas sucks for everyone Trick the little kids and they believe A man comes down the chim-a-ney Christmas sucks... for everyone Ho Ho Hoe Krampus comes for everyone...
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I hate Christmas I always have thinking it’s about the birth of Christ And all that crap So many people love this time with their fake sense of giving feeling so sublime I can tell you It’s all a lie Propagated by all the greed Driving what they buy So this Jesus His birth is a lie Not born in In December It was more like July….ah ah ahhh! I hate Christmas… woah oh ohhhh! I can’t deny … yes we know!!! I hate Christmas… I hate Christmas… woah oh ohhhh! I can’t deny … yes we know!!! I hate Christmas…It’s a lie!!! I hate Christmas I always did I think about how good I had it when I was a kid But so many children get nothing while the corporations are loving all the profits from their merchandising that never helped those kids It was never ‘bout Jesus never ‘bout giving Just about the disappointment And dysfunctional living So this Jesus His birth is a lie Not born in In December It was more like July….ah ah ahhh! I hate Christmas… woah oh ohhhh! I can’t deny … yes we know!!! I hate Christmas… I hate Christmas… woah oh ohhhh! I can’t deny … yes we know!!! I hate Christmas…It’s a lie!!! Fah-who foris dah-who doris fah-who rah-moose I hate Christmas time Fah-who foris dah-who doris fah-who rah-moose I hate Christmas time So this Jesus His birth is a lie Not born in In December It was more like July….ah ah ahhh! I hate Christmas… woah oh ohhhh! I can’t deny … yes we know!!! I hate Christmas… I hate Christmas… woah oh ohhhh! I can’t deny … yes we know!!! I hate Christmas…It’s a lie!!!
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There are no lyrics... but there are whistles and mad laughter...
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Ho... ho... ho... jingle bells into Hell jingle bells into Hell christmas decorations in the summertime pine tree smells all year long The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws sinister santa in the mall jingle bells into Hell (silent night, every night) jingle bells into Hell (all is calm, sales all night) jingle bells into Hell (capitalism for christmas) the never-ending story of the never-ending christmas twenty four months of the year christmastime is all the time just seven hundred thirty days fake cheer The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws little people crawling out of the chimney (Ho... ho... ho... Merry Christmas...) (piano break) (Ho... ho... ho... Merry Christmas...) The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws the season never ends the season never ends the Santa Claws are infinite never finite like the maximum credit card limit the season never ends the season never ends The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws such a wonderful christmas crime such a wonderful christmas crime The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws (Ho... ho... ho...) things we need, the things we don't just put it in a box and wrap it up such a wonderful christmas crime such a wonderful christmas crime The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws The Infinite Santa Claws Krampus... you're late....
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There is nothing like a Christmas artichoke! Welding sanding Welding sanding Welding sanding Welding sanding Welding sanding Welding sanding Welding sanding Welding sanding
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I’m alone driving home On a dark December day These lonely roads I roam Feels like far away Its long and winding road With no lights to lead the way I’ve been driving in silence Letting my mistakes sink in I turn on the radio on Let the healing begin Chorus The music is my savior Rhythm guides me home And with a good melody I know that I’m not alone The voices sing my confession I drop the window down I hope it gets my wife’s attention before the edge of town I want to let her to know Just how I feel Sometimes it doesn’t show Even though its real Chorus The music is my savior Rhythm guides me home And with a good melody I know that I’m not alone I thought music was my savior It has strength that won’t waiver But one thing still holds true It can’t compare to you You are my muse Why I do what I do Your love, I can’t bear to lose I confess my savior really is you SAVIOR words and music by Alon Gordon 2019
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The proceeds to this release will be given to a charity to be determined at a later date.

WARNING: R (restricted): No one under 17 admitted without an accompanying parent or guardian. This rating is given for frequent strong language and violence, nudity for sexual purposes, and Santa abuse.

If you possess virgin ears you may want to turn around now... run if you must! This is not the Bing Crosby Christmas album of your parents. Some may question an "R" rating as too mild but I, for one, care less for ratings and more about disturbing content.

And the more disturbing the better.

No animals were harmed in the making of this Xmas album. However, several elves learned their safeword very quickly.

Sleighing It! The Junkyard Nativity Scene is not about that sparkly new red bike, the perfect Barbie doll, or the present of all presents covered in the shiny wrapping paper.

No... it is about the gun that will shoot your eye out, kid... it's about how Krampus comes for everyone... it's about Christmas disappointment.

What is this holiday really about anymore?

This collection is about giving Santa the biggest dirty bird you can... double-barreled middle fingers up to the sky and straight up the asses of all his prissy reindeer.

WHY? WHY? WHY? do we see Christmas stuff in September? Sometimes August?

What the HELL is a fruitcake made of and is it flammable?

Why is Christmas a time for wasting resources? Wrapping paper? Pine trees? All the GOOD parking spots? Wasting good, precious energy body slamming a stranger for a flat screen TV you may have already destroyed maiming your fellow human to just to get only a piece of the box?

Well fuck it. And fuck Christmas too.

This album was made for every person that ever wondered about every contradiction that Christmas presents.

OK that looks like Christmas presents.

Everything about the holiday THAT DOESN'T ADD UP. Better?

All in fun. Sorta. I am still wondering about the fruitcake.

This release is from artists residing in Connecticut, the Skip Over State.

Many of the people here are participants of the Rock Lottery that has been occurring in New Haven since 2010. There are lots of cool, amazing people making music on this album.

credits

released December 16, 2019

Special Thanks to: Scott Fitch, Sarah Dunn for all sorts of awesome help with this coming together...

Thanks to the Rock Lottery... Nancy Shea and Bill Saunders for which some of these people I would have not met otherwise...

Thanks to all the participants who made opening every file for every track feel like I was opening a Christmas gift... BAH HUMBUG! Haha... hope it was as fun making these songs as it is for me to listen to them

Thanks to all the broken people in the world with a warped sense of humor that make this kind of thing fun... and for making me laugh as much as I hope you laugh hearing these crazy things we have all hatched!

Michael Volpicella 12/16/2019

Also:
Jeffrey Thunders and the Scabs
"Fuck Xmas, Fuck You" Is a song by the Pork Guys (with Moby)
Originally performed by The Pork Guys and written by Katis / Hall / Yates

Album cover design by Son of a Fitch

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Yes, there is music happening here in the "Skip Over" state of Connecticut. We are more than taxes, casinos and Stepford Wives. There is music from Kill The Bass Player and The Sunshine Coffins. There are Christmas albums from Hell. There are strange things that fit in your ears. Maybe pizza later. Who knows? ... more

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